i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
i find it really annoying when people say to “be nice to everyone” and that “you shouldn’t insult people” because literally everyone curses/criticizes people and its dumb to act like you’re all high & mighty just because you keep your opinion to yourself
"But that’s not really sex then, if there’s no penis…"
Okay, so if a guy fucks you for 5 minutes and shoots out some gross white baby serum and you successfully lay there and feel little to nothing, that’s sex
But if a girl fingers/rubs/licks me for 20 minutes and I have a 60 second orgasm, it’s not sex?
I just want you to think long and hard about your sex life before you ask about mine.
thank you, i am somehow xx
i’ve had the most insane two weeks, i went to nass and it was actually the most amazing thing, i met so many lovely people, but came back to my mum in intensive care so that’s a bit intense, i went out last night to ease my head managed to lose my phone, and i just keep finding myself thinking “what the actual fuck is happening”
regret me. 5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)